Crazy busy life

Weeee well it's been like a week since we've chatted let's see what has happened? 

Work

Sleep 

Work

Sleep

Valentines day- yay heart shaped pizza and wall-e and in bed by 10. Well I got purrrty flowers too. And got the man a boot dryer. Can you say romantic?

Sleep 

Work

Sleep

Day off!! But I went to the dreaded grocery store. And Wally World. 

Today I'm going to create as much baby food as possible. :D

My friend and I did start a page on the good old Facebook. Not gonna lie good place to say crazy, stupid shiz. 

But here is even better. I hate when I use the wrong word, even though I've heard it used that way, and people say "um no". Bitch I'm going to use my doctors terminology. I'm pretty sure he is a doctor and knows what he's talking about. I'll trust his 20+ years as a doctor over your 5 years of being a mom. Just saying. Makes me hate people more and more errday. But I'm running out of things to say and falling asleep so...

Peace out for now alligators. 

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My list for life. (A good guide)

1. Fall in love ✔️

2. Separate from said love ✔️

3. Reconnect with that love ✔️

4. Get engaged ✔️

5. Move in together ✔️ (that doesn't condone permarital sex) 😝

6. Get married ✔️

7. Get pregnant ✔️ (okay 6 &7 were a little blurry for me) 😜

8. Have baby✔️

9. Enjoy every second, minute, and hour with that baby. ✔️ (They grow too fast)

10. Buy a house

Only one left on my short list. 

Nothing exciting in my life.

Basically the most exciting thing that's happened in my life is, um, nothing. Well maybe getting freaked out by the Sexy Hair foam stuff today. My face was PRICELESS. Any whoser. This whole waking up at 4:30 to the husbands alarm sucks donkey balls. This is why I'm in bed by 10:30 nightly. Gosh I'm old. 

Oh if you haven't noticed I don't enjoy using "god" in a derogatory way. I'm not a fan. I am not huge in religion but for some random reason it doesn't seem right to me. You will only hear me say it, speak it aloud, every once in a great moon. But don't let me stop you if you say it. 

I'm kind of all over the place today. Maybe it's the lack of sleep or maybe it's because of the full moon that is coming. Well I'll keep you entertained, or myself entertained really, at least. 

Peace out home slices. 

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Please tell me

Someone please tell me who the eff thought "let's make organic a fad." Um sure some organic food is bomb but seriously if you want organic food build yourself a garden and grow your own food. Except meat, unless you really want to get that serious and make sure the beef you eat is truly grass fed only. 

The funny thing is

You see the funny thing is when you try so hard to be like someone else it's obvious. Just be your own person. No matter how hard you try you'll never be that person. Once you get comfortable on your skin you'll be a much happier person. 

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It has been decided

So I know I'm not the only one who doesn't always want breakfast food at breakfast. Sometimes I want fried chicken or a cheese burger for breakfast. Then sometimes at night I want bacon and eggs. So I decided every fast food place should accommodate my needs.  I'm not being selfish, okay maybe I am, but I'm thinking about the other people who think like me. 

I just want a cheeseburger. Right meow. 

First blog entry since Xanga....

Okay so I'll do a little introduction, although if you're reading this you most likely know me. 

Hi I'm Sam. 25 years young. I am married to a solider, Ben, and we have a beautiful little girl, Aria. We also have 3 dogs Odie, Smokey and King. I've been doing hair, licensed, since I was 19. Living in the great state of Minnesota. 

Now this blog is not here to make anyone but myself laugh. My place to get how I really feel out there. If you're going to judge me, well then judge me. If you're going to make nasty comments I'm not going to waste my time by responding. And why on earth are you wasting your time commenting just to be a jerk?

Anywho, the title is because that's exactly how I am. Now I know the saying is "a little left of center" but that's too normal and I'm anything but normal. I'm a little outspoken, okay very outspoken, and feel very strongly about certain issues. I'm like the genie from Aladdin, "...often imitated but never duplicated..." I have people who love me and people who hate me. People who hate me are the reason I stand so strong. I'm a glass half full type of girl and always try and find good in every situation. Not to much more that I can think of right now, if you have a question ask me I'll answer. 

Now with all that mumbo jumbo said I'm going to try and write everyday here. No not all will be this long. Some entries may just be a few sentences while others will be a few paragraphs. 

So with all that jazzy jazz being said hopefully you find my crazy rants entertaining because I try and find humor in everything. Peace out homies. 

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